Because I'm lazy...

(Karma's going to haunt me)
Since I’m too lazy to write full-fledged entries (along with the fact I was polishing up an entry from months ago), here’s another cheap Ping Pong Pinpoint (and that is why no one reads this blog).

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  Labcoat Worker Sentenced for Not-so-benign Bennington Stalking! A laboratory worker recently has been sentenced to 24 months (two years) in prison for stalking Chester Bennington, hacking into his cell phone account and getting at some rather sensitive stuff. Thank goodness she was captured because it’s hard being a celebrity (as this shows). *thinks of the many wota that stalk their favorite idols*. (I was going to make this a full-fledged rant full of snark but I lost the motivation after a few hours). More info: La Cruces Sun-News, Optimum Online News.
  

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  “Café Buono” is molto buono! Pretty much every Buono fan can agree with me - their first album is rock-hard awesome (in the beginning. It becomes okay after a while. Wait, the entire album was okay/good). (I might review it on another entry if I get to it… and whoever said “Internet Cupid” sounds like Perfume was dead-on. I mean, at parts, it sounds like “Computer City” and “Electro World” fused together). I must also admit this: I might like Momoko because she doesn’t sound like she has helium in her lungs (I’ve somewhat grown a slight intolerance towards squeaky voices and even had begun to associate it with poor singing skills, unfortunately. There are some squeakies who can sing (*coughWcough*) but…).

• 【Dohhh UP!】Berryz kobo - Genghis Khan PV(Berryz工房 ジンギスカン PV)
  Berryz conquers the Hello! World with “Dschinghis Khan”! Seen the PV and the covers for this little Berry-licious single. You have failed to disappoint me, you seven, and you might regain my love for you guys (if not, already has). And now for something completely different: “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!” *shot*.

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  “Resonant Blue” is a possible “cool”! I have heard reports of Morning Musume’s upcoming single being a cool, mature single a la “Egao YES Nude” (This is coming from an article on HNPH). Hmmm… I’m still going to wait and see. Ganbare, Musume!

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  What the Shell? The Turtle “Scandal” that is Alive, Dead, and Undead! At first, I believed it. (Yeah, I was a sucker for what was written). Now that analysis has come in (and the heat died down), I don’t really believe it. No one seems to care so oh well. So, who’s the next Musume to be framed? Takahashi? (Good for the Trashers, Bad for the Toasters). Tanaka? (Same deal). Niigaki? Kusumi? Michishige? Mitsui? The Pandas? Who? Anyway, let’s all watch and eat popcorn as this whole thing passes. I’m not much of an Eri fan (but I like her more than the other 6th Gen members) but I wouldn’t want her to leave; Morning Musume is in too delicate a state to lose a member. I’d rather have it after a member has joined (and after quite some time for the 8.5th Gen to adjust, which I’d leave to you more observant fans and wota to determine).

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  Fujimoto’s in a Spring Play. Fujimowota: Whooooooot! Me: Moving on. (Oh, happy (early) birthday, Miki!).
  

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  Another H!P Cover is Revealed. Farewell, Biyuuden, for you have joined the cover crowd. No wonder nobody likes H!P anymore (save for the Gatas and the Hannah Montana of Morning Musume).

I mean, seriously, I don’t even like the song they’re covering but now I’ll force myself to like it for Biyuuden’s sake. I was expecting a single that closes the great (to the fans and the jerk-off wota) Biyuuden catalog but instead, it’s an ode to Rika’s Musume days. I guess it won’t be that bad after all. Goodbye, Biyuuden, goodbye. Reminds me of a Spice Girls song but I’ll get to that when they’re disbanding. (I just hope that the PV isn’t as bad as for “Jaja Uma Paradise,” which I doubt considering Biyuuden’s “Some Boys’ Shrew in Touch ‘n Catch Screw Paradise” image). *Loses points for the lame Maki Goto reference*.

• Due to me not really having a preference for Berryz and C-ute and actually paying attention to each individual member, you might not see Paul’s poll save for the Musume (but don’t I have to make one with all three groups, just to be fair? After all, they are constantly battling for the “flagship” spot). Sorry.

Instead, I’ll post this Morning Musume Ranking from American Wota.

Rank	Name
1	Kusumi Koharu
1	Takahashi Ai
3	Mitsui Aika
4	Qian Lin
4	Li Chun
6	Kamei Eri
6	Niigaki Risa
8	Tanaka Reina
8	Michishige Sayumi

Why am I not surprised (though I am surprised Risa's at that place but after than the Top 5, it's a somewhat equal amount of "meh").